Punchfest

Tracks made for the Punchfest speed arrangement event.

Drossin In Chains

SnappleMan ORIGINAL ARTIST: Howard Drossin – SOURCE: Comix Zone (Intro, Episode 1 Page 1-2)
ARRANGED AND PERFORMED BY: Tony Dickinson
INSTRUMENTATION: Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Layne Staley
PROJECT: Punchfest 18 “1995 Games”: August 12th, 2012
NOTES: Punchfest is the demon child of Dwelling of Duels and Punchfest, created by SnappleMan and named by virt (for all the punch-inseveryone will be doing through these competitions. The rules are everyone gets in an IRC room, and with a given theme, we make a real song (as opposed to strict MIDI in Punchfest). You are given 6 hours to make the song (as opposed to 1 hour in Kwakfest).

There’s one song from Comix Zone that I’ve always really loved, and it sounds insanely like “Man in the Box” by Alice in Chains. So much so I decided to do a mash-up of the two. I used Layne Staley’s original (unfortunately censored from Guitar Hero) vocals. Also added the Comix Zone intro sound for a bonus.

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SnappleMan’s Farts

SnappleMan ORIGINAL ARTIST: Crush 40 – SOURCE: Sonic Adventure (Open Your Heart)
ARRANGED AND PERFORMED BY: Tony Dickinson
INSTRUMENTATION: Guitar, Bass, Drums, SINGING (!)
PROJECT: Punchfest 17 “SnappleMan’s Birthday”: March 24th, 2012
NOTES: Punchfest is the demon child of Dwelling of Duels and Punchfest, created by SnappleMan and named by virt (for all the punch-inseveryone will be doing through these competitions. The rules are everyone gets in an IRC room, and with a given theme, we make a real song (as opposed to strict MIDI in Punchfest). You are given 6 hours to make the song (as opposed to 1 hour in Kwakfest).

“Open Your Heart” is one of my most favorite and nostalgic tunes from the early 3D Sonic era. I’ve always wanted to a cover of it, and I finally got the opportunity. BUT I ACTUALLY SANG. OH DEAR SWEET JESUS. Yes, it was SnappleMan’s birthday for this Punchfest, so I wrote lyrics about him. Here they are:

You and SnappleMan
Playing Kirby’s Dreamland
He lifts up his leg
It’s such a bad sign

That sound is unmistakable
Gas cloud coming toward you
You better run for cover
What’s gonna happen to us!?

All that cheese he ate at a rapid rate, smells like nachos in a sewage plant
Hey Tina wait a few hours, I just destroyed the bathroom
You and I went to taco bell and we got some 5-layer burritos
Yours are filled with extra beans mine are not there is no way this will end well

Can’t hold my breath much longer – but I will never let go
It smells like a rotting skunk – tell me now how long this’ll last
How did this come from a human being? – No one should be forced to smell this
Close my eyes they’re starting to burn – Oh no I think I’m gonna puke

SnappleMan’s farts once suffocated a mime

Pot roast stuffed with bacon
Thick and Chunky Manwich
KFC Double Down
Barbecue boneless hot wings

Tina I don’t know how he doesn’t drive you crazy
All his flatulence makes me sick, surely you agree with me

Can’t hold my breath much longer – but I will never let go
It smells like a rotting skunk – tell me now how long this’ll last
How did this come from a human being? – No one should be forced to smell this
Close my eyes they’re starting to burn – Oh no I think I’m gonna puke

SnappleMan’s Farts will melt your brain!

Last time there was a gas as potent as the kind he makes
Several million Jews lost their lives and some gypsies too

It smells like a rotting skunk – tell me now how long this’ll last
Close my eyes they’re starting to burn – Oh no I think I’m gonna puke

Oh no I gotta fart, dude!

Can’t hold my breath much longer – but I will never let go
It smells like a rotting skunk – tell me now how long this’ll last
How did this come from a human being? – No one should be forced to smell this
Close my eyes they’re starting to burn – Oh no I think I’m gonna puke

SnappleMan’s farts, I think I’m gonna die

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Disco Night, Baby!

Gunstar Heroes ORIGINAL ARTIST: Kazuo Hanzawa – SOURCE: Gunstar Heroes (Goodnight, Baby!)
ARRANGED AND PERFORMED BY: Tony Dickinson
INSTRUMENTATION: Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Synths, Percussion
PROJECT: Punchfest 15 “The Rip-offs”: September 11th, 2011
NOTES: Punchfest is the demon child of Dwelling of Duels and Punchfest, created by SnappleMan and named by virt (for all the punch-inseveryone will be doing through these competitions. The rules are everyone gets in an IRC room, and with a given theme, we make a real song (as opposed to strict MIDI in Punchfest). You are given 6 hours to make the song (as opposed to 1 hour in Kwakfest).

The first Punchfest in a long time (8 months I believe). The theme was music from games that were designed to capitalize on already successful game formats (i.e. tons of games ripping off Mega Man gameplay). I didn’t come up with many original ideas, but per suggestion by Nick the Newbie I did “Goodnight, Baby!” from the soundtrack in a similar style to some techno type official soundtrack version I found elsewhere. Also I added quotes from Frost* songs “Hyperventilate” and “Milliontown.”

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Tower of the Shadow of the Winnebago of the Pastrami Sandwich of Death

Ys I & II ORIGINAL ARTIST: Yuzo Koshiro arr. Ryo Yonemitsu – SOURCE: Ys I & II (Turbografx 16) (Tower of the Shadow of Death)
ARRANGED AND PERFORMED BY: Tony Dickinson
INSTRUMENTATION: Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboards
PROJECT: Punchfest 14 “Turbografx 16″: January 22nd, 2011
NOTES: Punchfest is the demon child of Dwelling of Duels and Punchfest, created by SnappleMan and named by virt (for all the punch-inseveryone will be doing through these competitions. The rules are everyone gets in an IRC room, and with a given theme, we make a real song (as opposed to strict MIDI in Punchfest). You are given 6 hours to make the song (as opposed to 1 hour in Kwakfest).

housethegrate picked this theme, and I am painfully unfamiliar with Turbografx 16 soundtracks, but I knew about the TG16 version of the Ys I & II soundtrack from before, so I picked “The Tower of the Shadow of Death,” not only because it’s funky as hell, but because it has a hilariously wordy title. Which I, of course, made more ridiculous.

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T-Squaredron

U.N. Squadron

ORIGINAL ARTIST: Manami Matsumae – SOURCE: U.N. Squadron (Arcade) (Stage 1)
ARRANGED AND PERFORMED BY: Tony Dickinson – Guitars & Bass; Dan Behrens (aka Danimal Cannon) – Guitars; Dillon Pritchard (aka Ranger-X) – Guitars; Travis Moberg – Drums & Awkward Synth Solo
INSTRUMENTATION: Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboards
PROJECT: Punchfest 13 “Capcom Arcade Games”: September 30th, 2010
NOTES: Punchfest is the demon child of Dwelling of Duels and Kwakfest, created by SnappleMan and named by virt (for all the punch-ins everyone will be doing through these competitions. The rules are everyone gets in an IRC room, and with a given theme, we make a real song (as opposed to strict MIDI in Punchfest). You are given 6 hours to make the song (as opposed to 1 hour in Kwakfest).

So Danimal Cannon did this thing he entitled “Danimal Across America,” where he purchased an “All You Can Fly Pass” from Jetblue, which allows you to fly wherever and whenever you want (except in his case, no flying on Fridays or Sundays) for a whole month. He stopped off in Colorado for a few days and we put together a Punchfest just for the occasion. Colorado native remixers Ranger-X and Travis Moberg also came up for the awesomeness. If you’re wondering who does what guitar parts, here’s a breakdown.

Rhythm Guitars: Split between Danimal and Ranger-X

0:13-0:34 – Ranger-X

0:35-01:18 – Danimal

01:18-01:51 – Tony

02:36-02:46 – Tony

02:57-End – Danimal

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So Funky It’s Illegal…Alien

Toejam & Earl 2

ORIGINAL ARTIST: John Baker – SOURCE: Toejam & Earl 2: Panic in Funkotron (Funky Alien)
ARRANGED AND PERFORMED BY: Tony Dickinson
INSTRUMENTATION: Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Synths
PROJECT: Punchfest 12 “Co-Op Games”: August 14th, 2010
NOTES: Punchfest is the demon child of Dwelling of Duels and Kwakfest, created by SnappleMan and named by virt (for all the punch-ins everyone will be doing through these competitions. The rules are everyone gets in an IRC room, and with a given theme, we make a real song (as opposed to strict MIDI in Punchfest). You are given 6 hours to make the song (as opposed to 1 hour in Kwakfest).

Yes, more Toejam & Earl! Those games really DO have the best soundtracks ever. The bass in this song is almost as amazing as Lewenda’s Love, but also harder to play. Whatever!

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Phantom Snake

Final Fantasy 6

ORIGINAL ARTIST: Nobuo Uematsu – SOURCE: Final Fantasy 6 (The Phantom Forest)
ARRANGED AND PERFORMED BY: Tony Dickinson
INSTRUMENTATION: Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Vibraphone, Strings
PROJECT: Punchfest 11 “Snails _@_v (It’s an ASCII Snail)” (Any game that has a snail anywhere in it): July 31st, 2010
NOTES: Punchfest is the demon child of Dwelling of Duels and Kwakfest, created by SnappleMan and named by virt (for all the punch-ins everyone will be doing through these competitions. The rules are everyone gets in an IRC room, and with a given theme, we make a real song (as opposed to strict MIDI in Punchfest). You are given 6 hours to make the song (as opposed to 1 hour in Kwakfest).

So I think with this song FF6 is officially my most remixed game. The title is “Phantom Snake” because I arranged the song in the style of a James Bond or Metal Gear Solid secret agent man sneaking espionage type dealie. Solid Snake is the main character from many of the MGS games.

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Cream Rocket’s Blasting Off Again!

Pokemon Rocket Hideout

ORIGINAL ARTIST: Junichi Masuda – SOURCE: Pokemon R/B/Y (Team Rocket Secret Hideout)
ARRANGED AND PERFORMED BY: Tony Dickinson
INSTRUMENTATION: Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Synths, Strings
PROJECT: Punchfest X Super American X-Treme Punchfest: “Japanese RPGs”: July 3rd, 2010
NOTES: Punchfest is the demon child of Dwelling of Duels and Kwakfest, created by SnappleMan and named by virt (for all the punch-ins everyone will be doing through these competitions. The rules are everyone gets in an IRC room, and with a given theme, we make a real song (as opposed to strict MIDI in Punchfest). You are given 6 hours to make the song (as opposed to 1 hour in Kwakfest).

I’m a closet Pokemon fan. I own a Game Boy Color, and all I have for it is Pokemon games. Seriously. I got all 151 Pokemon on my Red cartridge…and then the save file mysteriously got erased. FFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU…

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Altered Gangsta

Altered Beast

ORIGINAL ARTIST: Nau, Toshio Kai – SOURCE: Altered Beast (Game Over)
ARRANGED AND PERFORMED BY: Tony Dickinson
INSTRUMENTATION: Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Synths, Loops, Phat Beats
PROJECT: Punchfest 9 “Non-Sonic Sega Games”: May 2nd, 2010
NOTES: Punchfest is the demon child of Dwelling of Duels and Kwakfest, created by SnappleMan and named by virt (for all the punch-ins everyone will be doing through these competitions. The rules are everyone gets in an IRC room, and with a given theme, we make a real song (as opposed to strict MIDI in Punchfest). You are given 6 hours to make the song (as opposed to 1 hour in Kwakfest).

TONY IS DOING HIP HOP!? WHAT IS HAPPENING!? DID SOMEONE DIVIDE BY ZERO!? Well, it’s kinda hip hop. Hip hop was the original intention, but since it was instrumental it turned out being more funk than anything, but Will Smith could totally rap over this song if he wanted to….*cough* *cough*…uh…yeah…

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Neo Turf-Square Masters

Neo Turf Masters

ORIGINAL ARTIST: Takushi Hiyamuta – SOURCE: Neo Turf Masters (Grand Canyon Golf Course)
ARRANGED AND PERFORMED BY: Tony Dickinson
INSTRUMENTATION: Guitar, Bass, Drums, Keyboards, Synths, Crappy Fake Saxophone
PROJECT: Punchfest 8 “SNK Games”: March 14th, 2010
NOTES: Punchfest is the demon child of Dwelling of Duels and Kwakfest, created by SnappleMan and named by virt (for all the punch-ins everyone will be doing through these competitions. The rules are everyone gets in an IRC room, and with a given theme, we make a real song (as opposed to strict MIDI in Punchfest). You are given 6 hours to make the song (as opposed to 1 hour in Kwakfest).

Do you like T-Square? I know I do. This song totally SCREAMED T-Square when I first heard it, so I did the arrangement in T-Square fashion. Not proud of the fake sax or lead guitars, I’ll fix them later.

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